Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Masterji: kal school

By at September 27, 2012 | 4:50 pm | 0 Comment

Masterji: kal school

  Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag more...

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Santa daurte daurte ruk gya. .

By at September 25, 2012 | 5:37 pm | 0 Comment

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya. .

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya. . why? . . . . . . . . . . thak gya tha wo b insaan h tum log b na jaan lelo santa more...

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Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

By at September 25, 2012 | 5:37 pm | 0 Comment

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

  Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha... Dr: To Ab Kya Hua. Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha! Ab Naha more...

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Santa: Yar muje M

By at September 25, 2012 | 4:43 pm | 0 Comment

Santa: Yar muje M

  Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work KRNe Pr bohat mara. Batna: Social Work? Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya more...

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Banta: Kal Muje 1

By at September 25, 2012 | 4:43 pm | 0 Comment

Banta: Kal Muje 1

  Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara more...

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Santa’s urine rep

By at September 25, 2012 | 4:43 pm | 0 Comment

Santa’s urine rep

Santa's urine rep Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne more...

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Managment Lesson

By at September 23, 2012 | 1:07 pm | 0 Comment

Managment Lesson

apni BV ko apni 100% Income danay sy apko 10% sukun milta hai. Awar apni Girl Friend ko Income ka 10% danay sy 100% sukun milta hai. paisa apka Faysla more...

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“A TRUE STORY” Ki

By at September 4, 2012 | 4:36 pm | 0 Comment

“A TRUE STORY” Ki

  "A TRUE STORY" Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab hm pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!! lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq me mil gaye jb; . us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bna diya gaya or . AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA more...

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Aaj pink panther ki barsi hai

By at September 4, 2012 | 3:12 pm | 0 Comment

Aaj pink panther ki barsi hai

Us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay , ab ap ki bari more...

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Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon

By at September 4, 2012 | 1:54 pm | 0 Comment

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon

Nend nhi aati? Sukon nhi? Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta? Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,, . . Vitamin”SHE” ki kami more...

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